Twitter saved my life

21 April, 2009

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…well, it:

  • increased productivity
  • spurred creativity
  • improved networks
  • decreased inertia
  • grew chest hair
  • bought me coffee and a doughnut

Brought freedom from Facebook’s tyranny.


Facebook sucks

17 March, 2009

I ain’t taking no freaking Facebook quizzes. Er, no.

John Prescott twitters, so it must be cool. But, he has Facebook account. Fecking hippy!


Too much asparagus

22 February, 2009

Allotment: “…I’ve got too much asparagus.” Potato beds dug.

Weight loss (not): one pound. Blame puddings.

One week on, Twitter nearly rules my life.


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