
…well, it:
- increased productivity
- spurred creativity
- improved networks
- decreased inertia
- grew chest hair
- bought me coffee and a doughnut
Brought freedom from Facebook’s tyranny.

…well, it:
Brought freedom from Facebook’s tyranny.
I ain’t taking no freaking Facebook quizzes. Er, no.
John Prescott twitters, so it must be cool. But, he has Facebook account. Fecking hippy!
Allotment: “…I’ve got too much asparagus.” Potato beds dug.
Weight loss (not): one pound. Blame puddings.
One week on, Twitter nearly rules my life.